Maybe you should stop obsessing about your own – and other people’s – sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for eight hours?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you’ve stopped obsessing about other people’s sexuality too. I’m sure he’d appreciate it. Unless you already got him killed because you were obsessing about your sexuality. (There’s no way of telling from within your brain, but for your own sake: please say you didn’t.)