Yesterday I was sitting on top of a half disassembled tractor engine, with grease and sockets everywhere, eating my lunch of falafel and listening to the 
episode about afghan heroin when my elderly MAGA nut/Jehovah’s witness/ 24hr/day fox news watching manager walked in.
She offered no comment lol
I was gonna be all like ‘really? You didn’t know that?’ And then remembered most people aren’t friends with too many heroin addicts.