I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

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    10 days ago

    "Linux…

    “Because you don’t have to be the product”

    “No overlords”

    “What spying?”

    “Infinitely extendable”

    Which one do you like best?