The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI love melons so muchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1517arrow-down126
arrow-up1491arrow-down1imageI love melons so muchlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square31linkfedilink
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up109arrow-down2·1 year agoCantaloupe (can’t elope)
minus-squareSomeguy89@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoThanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoI used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
minus-squareNightwatch Admin@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoNice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
minus-squaret҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can’t elope)
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?