The Danish government has announced a huge boost in defence spending for Greenland, hours after US President-elect Donald Trump repeated his desire to purchase the Arctic territory. Danish Defence Minister Troels Lund Poulsen said the package was a “double digit billion amount” in krone, or at least $1.5bn (£1.2bn). He described the timing of the announcement as an “irony of fate”. On Monday Trump said ownership and control of the huge island was an “absolute necessity” for the US. Greenland, an autonomous Danish territory, is home to a large US space facility and is strategically important for the US, lying on its shortest route to Europe. It has major mineral and oil reserves.
More 4d chess to get US allies to increase their military spending.
God I hope this was /s.
Yarr
I’d be shocked if it isn’t being repeated in all seriousness though. Especially by Dilbert.
I really hope that’s what this is, but I’m not sure he’s that smart (or willing to listen to people who are).