The point of a flash mob is to be sudden and quick, not to be heard waddling closer an hour ahead of time as you drag yourself the last few eagle wing lengths from where you had to park your scooter because the accessibility ramp you voted against (it sounded like commie shit) still hasn’t been built.
It takes a lot of bulk to be a flash mob on your own.
The point of a flash mob is to be sudden and quick, not to be heard waddling closer an hour ahead of time as you drag yourself the last few eagle wing lengths from where you had to park your scooter because the accessibility ramp you voted against (it sounded like commie shit) still hasn’t been built.
You’re not wrong.