I mean it’s kind of his fault for having a favorite son who looks like Sean Bean.

When I see those signs, I speed up. I don’t knave kids, so any kids of mine that show up must be from an alternate universe or something, and I don’t have the energy to deal with that.

DRIVE like your KIDS.

Live here.

This got me cracking up on a sh!tty day! Thank you, internet stranger :)