• WhatSay@slrpnk.net
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    13 days ago

    The good news:

    If you ever wanted to travel back in time to kill the world’s most dangerous Nazi, you no longer need a time machine.

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        12 days ago

        I’ve invented a time machine that travels forward 1 second in time every 2 seconds. I call it a bong.

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        12 days ago
        • Claim tested when at rest relative to the chair. Some restrictions apply. Offer void in Nebraska.
        • LGTM
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          12 days ago

          Can we get QA testing for when in an inertial frame of reference at 95℅ the speed of light

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        12 days ago

        1.0000… …001 seconds per second. Chair with an anvil under it.

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      12 days ago

      The bad news:

      Only 2 people in the entire country tried to kill a Nazi in 2024

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        12 days ago

        2040 is only 15 years away. Be a bit longer than round 1, but I think maybe we shouldn’t leave it to the same gunman as last time.