ive been a fan of the cowboys my whole life, the thought of the eagles winning is worse than the nazis winning ww2
defense of this post
im not some evil cowboys/lakers/yankees fan. lived in texas all my life and have always been a fan of all the dallas teams (probably will switch from mavs to spurs until nico harrison is fired/shot dead tho).
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philly fans more than anything just fucking suck man, im sure most people in the city are cool (hell, i’d like to live there for walkability reasons alone lol) but eagles fans (and the other sports too, from what i’ve seen) are all descended from children of satan and deserve 1000 years of torment before the city wins another major sports league championship
i dont know when ill have the money for it but on marx i will post it on this account if the forces of satan win tomorrow, before the end of the 2025.
like 90% of the teams ive rooted for this year in sports have lost so im expecting to lose this tomorrow, so in preparation:
or 
should i get
The only acceptable answer is
Start a
logo count where every time your chosen team loses you get another one of the hexbear emojis tacked on next to it like 
or 
or 
and so forth until you run out of skin to fill or we run out of hexbear shaped emojis