• betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    “Hamburgers for everyone!” Trump exclaims. He then turns off the grill, throws all the utensils in it, and kicks it off the deck. The grill crashes to the ground in a crumple, throwing charred across the lawn. Trump silently but hastily leaves the cookout.