The United States is imploding. The reign of Donald Trump is not only challenging and threatening the very foundations of its constitutional democracy, it
In three weeks, Donald Trump has imploded whatever positive image the United States might have had internationally.
Once he’s hollowed out the entire country, he will do some random thing and someone will give him an award for it. Once he’s done masturbating (imagine someone passing you a blunt), he’s going to enact his ultimate dream. He’s going to get the SS to pick him up ten big macs and ten filet o fish. He will assemble his ultimate favorite sandwich, eat about half of it, and pass out. Two days later he will die trying to take a shit.
Every day, I wake up and hope Trump has died from the most humiliating and painful natural causes imaginable.
Once he’s hollowed out the entire country, he will do some random thing and someone will give him an award for it. Once he’s done masturbating (imagine someone passing you a blunt), he’s going to enact his ultimate dream. He’s going to get the SS to pick him up ten big macs and ten filet o fish. He will assemble his ultimate favorite sandwich, eat about half of it, and pass out. Two days later he will die trying to take a shit.