The president just keeps introducing more chaos.
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He’s 80 years old. He has no horse in the race anyway. His legacy is going to be a urine-soaked grave they’ll eventually have to relocate to an undisclosed location where people can’t piss on it.
His dad lived into his 90’s. I don’t think his dad snorted enough blow though to break his anus.
I did not know it was possible to snort enough blow to break your anus
I just used anus instead of ass but prolonged use can cause all kinds of problems with the intestines and bowels sometimes resulting in the need for a colostomy bag. Which trump has. All of these shrubs have drug problems.
Due to flooding
In a few years time America has the chance to put Ding Dong the Witch is Dead back on the charts
Hopefully people can still burn down mar a lago