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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

Anon has regrets

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Anon has regrets

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前
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  • Boomkop3@reddthat.com
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    Always bring condoms :/

    • Billegh@lemmy.world
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      Use two, just to be safe. One for you and one for your partner.

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        Bring ten, unless you’re only fucking once

        • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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          Amateur hour

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            lmao

      • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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        Nahhhh, cling wrap does the job good enough

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      Only sailors use condoms baby.

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        Loser sentiment right there. Just make sure you don’t put a kid in a shitty life with parents that never wanted it

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          Preventing pregnancy is the most replicable effect of condoms. I’d be much more worried about gonorrhea, HIV, even syphilis.

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            I usually think like: Hurt yourself all you want, but don’t hurt others

        • erin (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          The vast majority of people I know in the queer community around me get tested regularly and don’t use condoms, since pregnancy isn’t a risk.

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            That works! Enjoy! Good to hear you’re keeping yourself and your partners safe!

        • MisterMoo@lemmy.world
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          It’s a goddamn Austin Powers quote you dingus.

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            That movie might just be older than me. I did not remember that well

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        Not in the 2020’s, Austin.

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          But they should! Traveling from Port to Port…

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        Can confirm. Was a sailor.

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