• SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Have you heard the tragedy of Page Breaks the Word file?

    No? I thought not. It’s not a story the Enter key would tell you.

    It’s a Section Break legend

    Page Breaks was a Document Layout tool Lord of the Sections, so powerful and so wise he could use the file to change the layout to create new pages… He had such a knowledge of the document layout that he could even keep the content he cared about from shifting.

    The document layout of the file is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing awareness, which eventually, of course, he did.

    Unfortunately, he wasn’t taught to apprentices except for those who forgot about him while they slept. Ironic.

    He could save others from losing their place, but not himself.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      This should be written out with a random sentence break … then continuing with copy tabbed four times over … then 30 blank lines and the rest of the copy written without commas or periods or breaks between paragraphs.

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      1 year ago

      Is there a Plagis the Wise meme community? Someone get one started!