Clockwise from top left:

• Lawful Stupid: Follows the rules, to a fault.
• Stupid Evil: Needlessly cruel, for precisely zero reason.
• Chaotic RanDumb: “See, it’s a sandwich! Trololo, Kek”
• Stupid Good: “As you can see, this is the only way to make a sandwich that can be perfectly split amongst the party of three people. We must completely redefine what a ‘sandwich’ is, put in all of this effort to defy the laws of mathematics and spend the entirety of our time arguing and devising purity tests”