• peopleproblems@lemmy.world
    cake
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    9 months ago

    "We have a panic button sir. "

    “We don’t use that button. Father explicitly forbade us from using that button. He said it always makes things worse.”

    “Father isn’t here.”

    “Can things get worse?”

    “No, sir.”

    “Hit the panic button.”

    Subsequent panicking making the situation worse.

    “Well we won’t do that again, right?”