Let’s write an episode of Frasier, one line at a time! Day 3 coming up! We had a tie for top comment once again, so I’ll use them both. The updated script is below!

Rules to start:

  1. We’ll add 1 new line each day
  2. Top comment will get added to the scene!
  3. Lines can include: a. A spoken line by a character (or perhaps a short exchange between a few characters to speed things up) b. A stage direction c. Relevant scene details

The next line will be decided Saturday, July 1 at 9:00pm EST.

After a surprise snowstorm, Seattle is snowed in! Niles has separated from Maris and is spending some time at his brother’s apartment for company. He and Frasier are in the kitchen, Martin and Eddie are watching TV, and Daphne is doing a puzzle at the table.

There is a knock at the door…

Martin “Daphne, would you mind getting that?”

Daphne “Hold on, hold on. I’ve just about put the London Bridge back together.”

Daphne places another piece of her puzzle then scurries to answer door

Lilith, damp from the snow, enters. Frasier and Niles emerge from the kitchen

Frasier “Lilith! What are you doing here?"

Niles “Well this explains the cold front.”

Audience laughs

Lilith “As much as I’d like to return with a clever quip back to you Niles, I’m here on serious business. Frasier, it’s about our son.”

  • odigo2020@lemmy.worldEnglish
    0·
    1 year ago

    Fraiser: Freddy? Has he been hurt? Oh, I knew that sending him to sonnet camp over Christmas break was asking for trouble.

  • OutrageousUmpire@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12·
    1 year ago

    Frasier “Frederick? worried “What’s wrong?”

    *Lilith turns her back and you can hear… is it crying?

    Lilith “Frasier, it’s, it doesn’t make any sense. The doctors…”

    Frasier “Doctors? My god Lilith what’s going on?”

    Lilith “Frasier, he has these things, these growths coming out of him. Frasier, the doctors think they’re tentacles. They don’t understand it, no one does. My god Frasier.”