I love this thing and have been meaning to post it for a while. I also, however, wanted to do a little extra. So I wrote out the lyrics and added links to all the appropriate parts. However some links may not be what they seem. There’s also one goodie in there I really enjoy. Anyway. Lyrics!

🎶 Engineering here…

We got a subspace anomaly, a graviton pulse,

We got a catastrophic diagnostic cycle result

Inertial dampeners just went off line

And that’s a 10 hour job but we’ll do it in 5

I need a cryosensor, hyperspanner, neutrino probe

And a phase compensator for the warp manifolds

Cargo bay 3’s on the verge of collapse

It’s got more subspace flux than the Delphic Expanse

I’m gonna temporarily reverse the polarity of this module to monitor optronic disparities

But we gotta find the source of that plasma leak or we’re looking at a possible warp core breach

Man I was gonna hit Ten Forward tonight

I told Guinan I’d be by to try the Risan delight

But I’m stuck in engineering and I can’t be surprised

Cuz it’s just another day on the Enterprise 🎶