Nnnngh why am I so horny?

Please pet me!? I can do tricks for you and you pay me in milk bones and pets.

cc: @hornychat

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netEnglish
    7·
    1 year ago

    I’ve been less horny than I normally am, and all I crave is someone I can lay my head on their lap while they stroke my back or stomach while we watch TV

    I’d still let them use me like a fleshlight any time they want if they give me that whenever I want.

    • jeta@yiffit.netEnglish
      3·
      1 year ago

      Hey, how about building one of the newest versions of GCC for RHEL-based distro with outdated packages and ugly SPECs? :3

      Well, seems like headpats won’t be enough at this point…

  • Alpharius@yiffit.netEnglish
    3·
    1 year ago

    I feel that… My sex drive is really high but I just don’t care about sex, as weird as it sounds.