Continuing my line of thirst memes
Pike is too much of a boy scout. Sisko has that little bit of crazy that keeps you on edge. Is he going to kiss you, or commit a war crime? It’s exciting!
now that’s what I call a BOGO
I’m pretty sure you call Sisko ‘father’, as in:“forgive me father for I have sinned…”
So has he
🫢
On the other hand, “Daddy, I’ve been very naughty” works, too.
No. pike looks too preppy. looks like he works as a lawyer and lives in a rich white neighborhood.
Sisko is fucking sexy.
Who is Janeway then? What about any of the other captains?
Captain Mom:
Captain Mommy:
Q: But you’re a mommy to this crew!
Janeway: 🙄
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Archer: Captain Fonz
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Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher
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Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin
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Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin
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Pike: Captain Daddy
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Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle
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Burnham: Captain Older Sister
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Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle
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Sulu: Captain Hornier Uncle
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Picard: Captain Grandpa
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Riker: Captain Horniest Uncle
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Sisko: Captain Dad
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Janeway: Captain Step-Mom
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Freeman: Captain Mom
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Seven: Captain Mommy
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Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping)
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Raffi: Captain Born Again Aunt
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Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad
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Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)
Pretty sure this is just a reflection on me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.
Me (in Horny Brig):
Unf yeah I hope they have an extra cell for me, too.
Captain Mirror Mommy
Picard: Captain Grandpa
Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.
To be fair I meant grandpa as more of a state of mind.
Also you shut up with your devil facts right this instant.
Hush you, I’m not old, you’re old.
*cries
We’re both old and falling apart me thinks.
What about Dax?
Space mistress
Jellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Threats to Send You to Military Boarding School
Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle
Harriman: Captain Cameron
Saru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast
Oops. Fixed.
I figured it was Sulu lol
Yeah, not sure why I went to Saru on that. Also it was at that moment that I realized how close Saru and Sulu are. It was also at that moment that I had woken up to take a leak, saw the message on my phone, and blurry eyed fixed it lol
Kirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)
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A little temporal shifting and Pike is a deer in headlights. Sisko was a god before breakfast and still raised a kid single. We don’t even wanna see the Pike from Mirror world. *shudders
I recently discovered hell on wheels, while waiting out the next season of snw. I swear I need a fan to be able to watch it! Holy drool!
