Skyrim taught me that eating 20 cheese wheels in a row is supposed to improve my health
Aged white cheddar may be my kryptonite.
I love aged cheddar. It’s not the fanciest, but I like Trader Joe’s Unexpected Cheddar. And I wish I’d noted the brand of that manchego years ago. And the double cream brie. Mmm, I could go for some cheese.
Balderson’s in Canada is my pick! The 5 year aged is perfect, although anything over 2 years is good too. Unexpected Cheddar huh? Tempted to import. I know not fancy but doesn’t matter I want to try haha.
Why is your cheese holding a knife against you?
Presumably for the same reason I hold a knife against my cheese: to fucking cut me.
I want an entire tub of smoked bleu cheese rn. 🤤
I just want to know what the knife is in this metaphor.
Lactose Intolerance
