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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Researchers Determine Moon Serves No Purpose But Alerting Raccoons It Safe To Come Out

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Researchers Determine Moon Serves No Purpose But Alerting Raccoons It Safe To Come Out

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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PASADENA, CA—Dispelling numerous widespread beliefs about the role the celestial body plays in life on Earth, astronomers at the California Institute of Technology published a paper in the Proceedings Of The National Academy Of Sciences Friday that found the moon serves no purpose but to alert raccoons that it’s safe to come out. “While it’s […]
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