• MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      1 month ago

      Is pain preferable to nothing? I’m too afraid to find out, so I wake up and grit my teeth each and every day as I update my piss poster. The occasional blood in my urine is the only indication I still exist. no-mouth-must-scream

          • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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            1 month ago

            prompt: “dril style shitpost”

            okay i just bought 500 pounds of tomatoes. u might be thinking “why would you do that” well it’s not about that, it’s about the fact that i now control 500 pounds of tomatoes. every single one is MY tomato, and if you come near me i will THROW IT at you. watch out. i got a solid grip on this situation. the tomatoes are my army. YOU are the target.

            do you think your “tomato” can stop ME? YOU’RE the tomato now.

            yeag i’m thinking we’re safe dril