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RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

I wish i could just be happy for the Next 20-40 years then die a painless quick death.

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I wish i could just be happy for the Next 20-40 years then die a painless quick death.

RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Granted - you are cursed to automatically absorb the happiness from those close to you until they can bear it no longer.

    Your life is ended by the person dearest to you so they may have release from their suffering.

    • Star@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
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      Removed by mod

  • ramble81@lemm.ee
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    Your IQ takes a dramatic drop, unaware of the world you are happy to watch a butterfly float by for the next 30 years as your loved ones are forced to take care of you…

  • oldGregg@lemm.ee
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    Coma coma coma coma coma chameleon

    • RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      I’ll take it

  • Sagrotan@lemmy.world
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    You are manically happy - in an asylum, constantly on loads of antidepressants, then die snapping your neck laughing.

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      Not the worst way to go

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