Hello all,

yesterday at 1/4/2026, 9:34:38 PM I have posted slop on this community. I was not aware of this fact when I have posted it. I am terribly sorry for deceiving some of you. I was blinded by tits and in a moment of weakness have posted it without thinking too much about it. Thankfully some with a clearer mind noticed it and moderators have quickly removed it.

I hope the community can forgive me this time. I have learned my lesson and going forward I will always attach the source to it.

To make up for it I post the source material here in its untouched form. That I have found within 2 minutes of reverse image searching :/

“Titty drop” ^< original post title^? more like Titty slop am I right?

  • yum@lemmy.eco.br
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    26 days ago

    Ha, I knew they were too perfect! Also, yeah, I was blinded by tits :(

    • Puppy@lemmynsfw.comOP
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      25 days ago

      I have tried myself in writing an Haiku to accommodate this moment. Hope it will ease the pain at least a little bit.

      たぶん 完璧 » tabun kanpeki » Maybe perfect

      布 の 妨げ » nuno no samatage » Cloth hinders

      シュレーディン おっぱい » shurēdin oppai » Schrödingers tits

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    25 days ago

    Hey hey hey, don’t be hard on yourself sweetie. Porn is porn. You clearly regret it, so it’s fine we forgive you baby👌

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      25 days ago

      Hey, you can’t just call me “sweetie” and “baby” like words have no meaning 😣 They have quite the effect on me! Thank you for making me feel better about it though ☺️

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        25 days ago

        As long as it makes you feel better, I’ll use as many affectionate words as possible. The key point here is don’t be hard on yourself

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      25 days ago

      After closely examining them for an extended period of time I noticed the boobs bouncing were suspiciously symmetric.