bigboismith@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months agoI am God's greatest programmerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1682arrow-down118cross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.worldprogramminghumor@lemmy.worldprogrammerhumor@lemmy.ml
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minus-squareericbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·11 months agoLook, it’s me. Just let me rewrite ONE report from scratch so it doesn’t check a specific unindexed table that it doesn’t actually need to check and causes the report to be killed by MSQL because it takes too long to run. Please just one rewrite. Please. Just one little crystal report.
minus-squareXTornado@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-211 months ago Just one little crystal report. Ugh 🤮
minus-squareericbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoI mean I agree with the vibe of that image but holy niche.
Look, it’s me.
Just let me rewrite ONE report from scratch so it doesn’t check a specific unindexed table that it doesn’t actually need to check and causes the report to be killed by MSQL because it takes too long to run.
Please just one rewrite. Please.
Just one little crystal report.
Ugh 🤮
I mean I agree with the vibe of that image but holy niche.