The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up1691arrow-down118
arrow-up1673arrow-down1imageThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square110fedilink
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down2·1 year agoI have 2.5 acres of swamp, solar power and plenty of ammo. I’ll just go hide. Which I do every weekend anyway. :)
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoForget cottage-core, we’re about Shrek-core now
minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 year agoHello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you. I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoAmazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?
I have 2.5 acres of swamp, solar power and plenty of ammo. I’ll just go hide. Which I do every weekend anyway. :)
Get off mah swamp
Forget cottage-core, we’re about Shrek-core now
Hello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you.
I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
Amazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?