Once Trump steals Greenland he is going to look at a map with the mercator projection of Greenland, Alaska and the continental united states and he will think ‘Canada is just right there in the middle; wouldn’t it be beautiful if they were all the united states.’ He will then commence serious moves to take Canada.

And he can kiss my entire asshole
Fully agree. It’s just that toddler in chief has a really simple mind that’s easy to read.