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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 个月前

Belgian-Israeli billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery (lol)

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Belgian-Israeli billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery (lol)

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 个月前
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/surgeons-banned-after-billionaire-dies-36639248

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  • ExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.social
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    65 years on this earth and billions of dollars, yet he was so worried about the size of his peen that it killed him. What a fucking loser.

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Even funnier is, remembering the Penuma chapo episode, it’s not like he was gonna wake up with a significantly bigger hog anyways

      • red_giant [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Cause of death: penis too smol

        • nothx [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          I’m scared for my health now…

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        “Look, man, I want the other fellas to have a nice view of my flaccid sausage peeking below a hand towel when I’m in the gym locker room.”

        • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Small dick growers have a worse time than small dick showers, uh according to a friend

  • yellowfattybean [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    https://hexbear.net/post/7508307

    This happened in 2019 and there was a post about it earlier today

    • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Thanks, a second Belgian Israeli billionaire getting their dick exploded would have been too crazy.

    • XiaCobolt [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      That’s why it sounded familiar

    • aanes_appreciator [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      weird, the date on the article is recent

      • ClimateStalin [they/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        The doctor was just convicted and sentenced. The death happened in 2019

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    rat-salute-2 to the surgeon and the little guillotine he got from the prop department of Robin Hood: Men in Tights

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    Does anyone have a source that goes more in depth about what actually happened? Like the article mentions he had a heart attack but presumably a surgeon wouldn’t have their licence suspended just because a patient happened to have a heart attack. Was the patient at risk for heart attacks and the surgeon ignored just it? Did they fuck up the response to the heart attack?

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      I’m sure the patient being a billionaire is probably the most relevant circumstance in the matter

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    Another I’m sure this has happened before?

    I don’t really understand but due one of those truly baffling quirks of fate is I’m a trans woman with a huge hog.

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      I’m going to die in surgery shortening this thing

      • Lowleekun [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        I would date a trans women with a huge hog which sounds like I would date myself.

        May everything go well for your procedure.

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          Thank you! TBH I was just going for the joke I haven’t really though about bottom surgery AS much as face or vocal chords or breasts, those seems more important right now.

          • Lowleekun [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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            Absolutely. Personally I might put bottom surgery before breasts but it seems both rather far away for me (I am a baby). I hope that I can dodge chords with enough voice training but it is tough.

  • kleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Someone needs to come up with kelly joke for this

    • ikilledtheradiostar [comrade/them, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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      Flaccdead Billionaire

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    😔

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    Did they get his cum in time???!!!

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    Billionaires only ever die of old age or being stupid. The only exception is Brian Thompson.

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    deleted by creator

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