• BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Ah but you see, statisticians are part of the conspiracy. Anyone with an education who can actually read and interpret trends is just in on it! I haven’t personally experienced a mass shooting, therefore my state is the safest in the nation!

    Either that or we simply aren’t Christian enough to ban all other religions yet and God tests his most faithful, yadda yadda

    God bless America everyone!

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      1 year ago

      statisticians are part of the conspiracy

      I get what you’re saying, but also don’t forget to never trust a statistic you didn’t doctor yourself