The President rolled out a new plan put out by the department of war and Grok AI to monitor all sales of Sinners and One Battle After Another in order to verify that the new supreme leader of Iran is not watching the film.
“Grok will monitor worldwide sales of these films 247, 365” Musk said, “we will make sure he’s not watching any of these movies he’s banned from, and if he does, we’re ready to send him a very nasty email that will make his head spin”.
Gotta find the real news that sounds just fake enough first, and I’m not sure I’m dedicated enough to the idea to subject myself to truth social posts for it.