• Jay@lemmy.ca
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    2 years ago

    On the left we have Amber, Johnny Depp’s ex-gf, that enjoys long walks on the beach and pooping on your bed when she’s upset with you like an angry dachshund.

    On the right, Will Smith’s wife Jada Pinkett. Not sure where to start with her except to say I wouldn’t trust her alone with your kids friends.

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      2 years ago

      I just Imagined Johnny rubbing her nose in it saying “Bad girl, No pooping in Daddy’s pillow!”