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arrow-up1665arrow-down1imageJavaScript's days are numbereddormi.zoneKayn@dormi.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square64fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
minus-squarexantoxis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·1 year agoAlso means you can’t reference anything earlier than the late Pleistocene.
minus-squaresik0fewl@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoNothing happens before c. 4000 AD anyway.
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·1 year agoSorry, that’s also wrong. The entire universe, in its current state, popped into existence last Tuesday. It’s been terribly inconvenient tho.
minus-squaresik0fewl@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoI wish we would have popped into a better existence.
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoWe should never have coalesced from the quantum foam.
Also means you can’t reference anything earlier than the late Pleistocene.
Nothing happens before c. 4000 AD anyway.
Sorry, that’s also wrong. The entire universe, in its current state, popped into existence last Tuesday. It’s been terribly inconvenient tho.
I wish we would have popped into a better existence.
We should never have coalesced from the quantum foam.
I thought it was last Thursday.
GODDAMMIT