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Stamets@startrek.website to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

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Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

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Stamets@startrek.website to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Remove the lettuce.

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      Add ranch

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    School lunch.

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    Hey that’s ridiculous!

    Bites cheeseburger

    Ouch!

    Removes small pistol from sandwich, tosses it over shoulder, shrugs, continues eating sandwich

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    We’re awake. We struggle with insomnia.

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    I usually get the AR-15 pizza but the glockburger is always a good choice.

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      Those both sound like they’d be on the menu at Bobert’s restaurant. With a side of E Cole Slaw.

  • Zellith@kbin.social
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    Ah. A Cheeseburgun.

    • kucing@lemmy.ml
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      A burglock.

      • mrbubblesort@kbin.social
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        A Gloger

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    Wait I thought all Americans were illiterate due to racism and lead based paint or something. How is this meme supposed to rile them up if it has words?

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      The fact that we can’t read it but know it’s about us makes us irrationally agitated.

    • geophysicist
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      I think it’s lead based fruit drink pouches for children nowadays actually

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        No! Not my Pb & Juice!

        • Telcontar@lemmy.today
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          This is a quality joke, I scrolled past and came back just to show my appreciation. Well done 👏

    • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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      Contrary to popular belief, not everything is made for Americans.

      • YeetPics@mander.xyz
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        Then why is it loading on my American lemmy client?! Checkmate globalist or something idk.

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    Needs to be on a school desk.

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      Firearms are considered a vegetable.

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    That’s not true!

    It’s mudding fries and a diet coke.

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    Pretty good, just racism is missing.

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      It’s served by a slave.

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        Perfection!

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      The remains of the Confederacy are in the picture

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    Pretty sure I ordered this at a Texas Road House in 2009

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    What about the cars?

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      They’re parked at driving distance.

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      Still aiming for pedestrians like usual.

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    Is ketchup or mustard used as ammo?

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      I don’t know, but you’d know Canadians would use mayo.

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    As an American I can confirm this represents us perfectly.

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