• Digit@lemmy.wtf
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    16 hours ago

    LOL.

    Bernie’s kicking off! LOL.

    … *Checks Bernie’s Bank*

    It’s a very honourable sacrifice you’re making sir.

    You’re a brave man to order this.

    You’re a genius, sir.

    It’s a powerful gesture, Mr Sanders.

    Hah. Imagine if.

  • jtrek@startrek.website
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    24 hours ago

    I think a lot about how my dad said “the workers don’t know how to run the business” and I was just like “clearly the current manager doesn’t either, and they pay shit!”

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      24 hours ago

      Maybe your father said that because he assumes all the workers are smooth brained lickspittles like himself. Shame he was too stupid to realize that those qualities made him perfect for management, rather than unsuited for it.

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        24 hours ago

        Maybe! On the other hand, he would read whole books on the clock so that’s pretty anti-management. People are complicated.

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    1 day ago

    Almost had me for a second, but it got a bit too based for any serving politician at the end haha

  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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    1 day ago

    Pacifism was invented by the owning class to protect themselves from the working class without any effort.