• majcurve@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    It’s because any minute now I’m going to be a multi-trillionaire and I’m gonna want at least 2 private jets and several yachts that are big enough to fit a couple of private helicopters each.

    If everyone just works hard they can do the same but they’re all lazy. I’m the only hard worker so I deserve it more.