• blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    My horny ass was waiting til coworker and his wife asked to get fucked by op

    • TheFonz@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      A+ for the literary exercise. Authror played us like a fiddle. I still love these greentexts, even if they’re fake. All good fun.

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      Yeah I definitely thought it was either going into full threesome fantasy or that OP would get a boner or do some other high IQ move on the wife.

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      Maybe they would have if op hadn’t ran out! At least that’s what I’m going to imagine…zip

    • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You might wanna try dating apps, its often easier than most would like to meet swingers and couples looking for their third, their unicorn. But negotiating a threesome is more difficult than most of them are ready for.

      • blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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        Oh you sweet bean. I really want to comment on this and not be dismissive. But I am quite old and very sexualy experimental. I’m polyam with two partners and I’ve been a bull for couples before. But thank you for trying to direct people that maybe less knowledgeable then myself. Keep being kind!

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      I wanted to give you an upvote, but you are at 69 right now an I couldn’t bring myself to do it.