When I was in college, I worked across the street for a Starbucks. I used to always go there for a cup of coffee, take a few sips, and go to my desk. Every day at exactly 9:30 I had to take a shit. Like clockwork.

For some reason the phrase “the poop in my butt” cracks me up. Just the mere concept of faeces being in the buttocks and not the intestines is really funny.

For me is a double espresso and cold water. I do it after lunch. 60% of the time, works every time.

proper shitpost that is. prefer espresso though. sometimes the smell is enough to make me go to the throne.

Morning coffee with a cig - gastric lavage

Add some nicotine into the mix and boom. Explosive diarrhea.

Brown goes in, brown comes out. It’s only logical

For real, why is it like that???