New D&D players: “I wish I was a badass like my character.”

Intermediates: “Haha my bard disguised as a fighter just fell down a mineshaft what an ignominous end. Hey DM, for my next character, are you cool with lawful-good-aligned clerics of chaotic neutral deities? God I do not envy my characters but they are so fucking funny.”

Veterans: “My character is just me except fantasy.”