Thanksgiving is not a thing in South Africa so I’ll do Christmas dinner. It was a dry af roast, served with a side of raw yellow rice or burnt pap (similar to grits). It was foul and so dry. Worst pap and vleis ever.

Second has to be a bad bobotie. Bobotie is a casserole that consists of a particular curry mince at the bottom, which includes raisins, topped with egg. The spice mixture for the curry mince in this one was all wrong, and when combined with the raisins it was the worst kind of sweet and sour I’ve ever had. I like bobotie, but that was not right.