Doing fictional violence against police officers? 
Violating labor laws in real life? 
WE WILL COUP WHOEVER WE WANT
I couldn’t bring myself to shoot virtual cops in a videogame
abuse monkeys with brain chips until they die
i sleepadvocate couping bolivia for lithium
i sleepinherit from settler-kkkolonist emerald mine owning father from apartheid south africa
i sleepshoot fictional cop in fictional game with zero real consequences
REAL SHIT
didn’t like doing crime
Didn’t like doing poor people crime, rich people crime is much more fun
buys crime game: the crime. a video game literally named after a crime where you play as a criminal
they make you do crime in it
Shooting cops is like the least evil thing you can do in gta
You could blow up Zuck’s head in 5
You can shoot US soldiers too.
Dumbest man alive
He flashed a flight attendant
it’s only a crime if it damages property
otherwise it’s just sparkling misbehaviour
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY SNOWFLAKE LIBERAL MUSK
Too much virtue signalling in video games discourse these days
Smh
conservatism is the new punk
Michael Graves is that you?
Didn’t like doing crime that threatened capital.
What a fucking weenie. This jackass has a platform to talk about appreciating art and fiction, but can’t even engage with an opening tutorial. Why do people idolize him?
Why do they think he’s a rebel or punk rock?
This post was written by Martin Prince if Springfield existed in South Africa and the bullies failed to whoop his ass
Since Dan didn’t list all the GTA titles, he might as well be showing off how well he can count to 6. And of course we are all very impressed with his abilities. Good for Dan, counting all the way to 6 on his own. Who’s a big boy, Dan is, Dan’s a very big boy.
And second, imagine being so out of touch that you went into GTAV not aware that you will probably have to do crime… and then use that as an excuse to dunk on the game when you come from a crime family.
Lie about playing a game for internet clout lol.
Seriously, anyone who doesn’t mention Vice City or San Andreas is a fucking poser who doesn’t know what they’re talking about and I say that as someone who hasn’t played a GTA game in years
A manchild in its literal form. Now I know why I hate the way he speaks so much. Not just on twitter but in real life too. It’s reminiscent of a child at a dinner table trying to impress the adults by being “aware of big people problems”
LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE MEHe had all the money in the world. But all he wanted was the one thing money couldn’t buy.
Dude has an insane base of dipshit followers who gloom onto him and worship his every footstep. He also maybe possibly has, like, a baby-making ranch full of women he’s conned into being his baby-mamas, a few of which sincerely adore him (at least, per TrueAnon).
He’s even bought that. He’s still not happy, though, cause his cravings constantly exceed his rate of consumption.
Everything he does is in some way pandering to a group of people. total conman (as in like total football lolk)
Yea but this should make the people he’s usually pandering to think he’s a boomer.
Why the fuck would you play GRAND THEFT AUTO if you don’t like crime? It’s like “FELONY: the vidyagame”
Elon is too busy going to Mars to read trivial things like titles. they’re much too complex and require far too much mental capacity to possibly extend his limited remaining energy towards.
