And the much more important follow up; who’s sneezing wrong and needs to stop?

Im a maximum force sneezer (though I always take care to never spray or do it next to someone), anything less 1 hurts like hell if I try to supress it and 2 feels unsatisfying in a way I just can’t accept

Stifle Sneezers are the worst. its not that I actually dislike the noise or have issues with them, I just get sympathetic dissatisfaction and start imagining the sensation of when I stifle a sneeze and :why don’t we have any shudder emotes: it almost makes me want to make myself sneeze just to get rid of the feeling

  • Timberknave [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    The Communists disdain to conceal their views and sneezes. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible clearing of all existing nasal cavities. Let the bystanders tremble at a Communistic sneeze. The noses have nothing to lose but their snort. They have air to win.

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      Fun fact, the communistic sneeze technique is also how Sputnik was launched into space: every worker in the USSR sneezed into those pneumatic tubes at once, thrusting the rocket into space!