• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Biden comes shuffling out to the media after being AWOL for 48 hours. He’s grinning but he has a black eye, a big lump on his forehead. He’s also moving slower than usual because he’s limping slightly.

    “Before you ask - I slipped in the shower. I’ve been checked out and everything is fine.” He suddenly goes off script “And I didn’t break my hip!” The uncomfortable silence only lasts a few seconds but he knows he just made his job of seeming normal ten times harder. “So you see…”