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  • RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    9 months ago

    Hey champ. You did really good at the science fair. I’m sorry you didn’t get 1st place. But don’t worry. I see you. The vice principal and I wanted to invite you to dinner to congratulate your efforts

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      9 months ago

      melon-musk: “Your science fair project was on climate change? Your grade just plummeted to a soyjak! Why can’t you be more like Fred here who did his project on proving that girls do in fact have cooties? He got a whole gigachad for his project!”