• DogMuffins
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      1 year ago

      Apparently the best we can do is elephants that look like mammoths.

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        1 year ago

        Best I can do for your mammoth blood is five bucks.

        I’ve got to get it into a decorative vial, then I’ve got to store it until I find a buyer, and the market is super niche. If you had come in fifteen years ago when True Blood was all the rage, and the vampires were still out in the open, it would be a different story.