Did you unwrap a present early? Maybe wrapped your lips around something else, instead? Share how you were naughty this week with your Lemmy friends :-)
My wife has lost a lot of weight, about 60 pounds/27kg, and her clothes don’t fit anymore.
I’ve been having a great time finding things for her to wear. She is open to wearing most anything, and it’s like having a full-size doll to dress.
I’ve always liked thigh high stockings and socks, and I’ve bought her a few sets that look amazing on her. Which led to me getting her a garter belt. And some lacy nightgowns. And more thigh highs. The question I have for myself now is… do I buy her a collar?
The one really naughty thing we did this week was a little CNC. This is hard for me to do, I’m not comfortable forcing myself on anyone, but I’ve been trying to provide. Yesterday afternoon when I got home I texted her the safe word, and then burst into the house and dragged her to bed. She giggled and squealed like someone who is on a roller coaster so I think I have done it right.
Yeah I feel you about the CNC thing. Maybe if a regular partner of mine wanted too could do it, but I think for me I definitely can’t do it with a relative stranger. Did you get an extra thrill out of it, or was it more reflected pleasure from your wife?
The thrill was seeing just how much she enjoyed it. Her pleasure is always good for both of us.
I haven’t been on here for quite some time. In short - I was made redundant at my job and was very quickly shitting myself (I literally got myself a house a month ago and I’ve got myself a mortgage) and going job-hunting. I had an interview last week, so I’m hoping that has gone well and I get an offer soon.
So up until now, no naughty fun. In fact, quite the opposite.
On Sunday I went out on a date with a lady I met off Hinge. We seemed to have conversational chatter with our voice notes, so I figured it would be good to meet her in person.
She was quite shy and didn’t really do much talking (I’m sure I chatted both our ears off) outside of other opportune moments where she seemed really excited. She also told me (both on the date and in voicenotes up to the date) that it takes her a long time to warm up to people. For reference, she is divorced and her ex basically emotionally abused her as well as quite literally had an affair for half their marriage as well as had a kid with another woman while forcing my date to be on the pill (at the time she really wanted kids). So yeah, scumbag and I’m not surprised she was shy.
HOWEVER! She has agreed to another date with some Egyptian VR thing as the date in the new year, and we’ve even agreed to try and meet up before the new year as a dinner date. So that was really nice!
The one thing I am kicking myself over is that I didn’t kiss her. Two reasons:
- She did say she took some time to warm up. She seemed to really like me, but I didn’t want to risk overstepping my boundaries.
- She was quite literally coughing throughout the date. She wasn’t feeling well, but still turned up (I mean, that’s got to count for brownie points, right?)
I do hope we get a date soon so I can get the opportunity to kiss her though. We seem to have so much in common and she’s just such a delight, not to mention she doesn’t deserve even half the shit she’s received with her shitty ex. It would be nice to see the relationship progress :)
♥️ It’s great to hear from you, man. You have a lot going on and I’ll I can really do is wish you luck on the job search and on restarting your dating journey. I think under the circumstances you were right to not go in for a kiss. At most a hug. In fact I’d consider asking for consent when you do try for a kiss. I’ve heard from a number of people that they think it’s really sexy to ask before kissing. Egyptian VR?
Thank you very much! And yes I did give her a hug.
So I spoke to a friend and she said being kissed without consent had an element of romantic spontaneity to it. But also, this woman does not have her shit together. I’m glad your said the consent thing because I was totally going to do the whole “please may I kiss you?” Thing and got she says yes.
So, Egyptian vr is apparently a tour around Egypt in vr like environment. Not sure if it involves a headset or not, but it should sound like fun! I’m up for it!
Good luck! I mention in my hookup profiles that consent is always sexy. Wish dating profiles could be that transparent too! 😅
Welcome back! My fingers and toes are crossed for your job offer ☺️
I’m glad your date went so well! The Egyptian VR date sounds cool, you’ll have to tell us all about it. I hope you’re able to fit a dinner date in too 🙂
Thank you very much, I’ll be sure to let you guts know how it goes!
My lips wrapped around something. For some reason, deepthroating just settled in my mind this week. I’ve been planning for months to get a realistic sized human dildo with a suction cup, and finally got around to doing it. I was pleasantly surprised to get the 6" all the way in pretty swiftly. Technique will have to be worked on, but enthusiasm makes up for deficits, aye?
Then the next random thought drifted along: if I can take the realistic, what about something bigger? So I pulled out the ole bad dragon I have laying around (a medium chance, to clarify), and went a little bit farther than I normally do when playing with it orally. There’s definitely a little resistance as I get it into the pharynx, and I can control the gagging up to that point. I can’t get it much farther though. Angles and a little pushing and lots of spit don’t seem to overcome a barrier of some kind. I’m a little disappointed. I once was told by a dental surgeon that I had a narrow airway, so I wonder if I’ll ever be able to swallow the damn thing. I really, really want the visual and feel of my throat bulging, and I’ve only got my lips to the medial ring, so there are several more inches to go.
Sometimes all you need is a tasty dong, amirite?
Keep going with those toys, and you’ll be our human Kirby!
I don’t think I’ve quite got that sort of capacity. It would be a pretty good experience to try something interesting though. Kirby breathes fire if he eats fire… I wonder if I could convince someone to drizzle jalapeno juice on themselves. The burn in the mouth and throat from being face-fucked, with the usual fun? Are penises sensitive to capsaicin?
Are penises sensitive to capsaicin?
Hi, penis-haver here, I’m going to strongly recommend against fun that includes capsaicin. The head is pretty sensitive to it.
Non-penis haver here and that sounds painful!
Well I’m sure you have your answers. All I would say is chillies should stay away from groin!
Hour. I have heard that with practice you can train to beat better oralist. Have you been making progress?
Progress on the oral? Some. I feel more confident with it. On the deepthroating? None. :(
I ran into an old friend over the weekend while Christmas shopping. We ended up going down on each other, he came in my mouth. That was the first time I ever let a guy cum in my mouth. Now I have a new FWB! I wrote up the whole story on /c/stories_gonewild
/c/stories_gonewild
I just read it. What a hot story, I’m glad you have made a new FWB, and I hope we get to hear more as you get more chances to spend time with him :-)
Maybe I should write up some longer stories of my own adventures for that community. It’s been mostly MM these days though, and I don’t know if that’s of interest.
Yes, yes you should 😋
So should you!
Next time I have a worthy story I will ☺️
You definitely should! I’d love to read them.
We’re planning to meet up again next weekend, I’m so excited!
Goddamn, what a hot story!
I didn’t know there were a /c/stories_gonewild :)
My girlfriend is away until after Christmas so we’ve been long-distancing, it sucks not being together! We’re managing with calls and texts, she’s really good at dirty talk (like really good), I’m a bit self-conscious with that still so I sometimes feel like I’m dropping the ball. I do like watching her play with her toy, and I can encourage her and cheer her on at least!
Aww! Have you tried any of the internet controlled toys yet? It did once with a subby guy and it was pretty fun. 😈
We have! She got me one for my birthday and we’ve been using it during our calls, I really like it!
Ah man, sorry to hear about the LTR. Naturally with a bit of distance, things can feel off. Maybe it would help to remember why you dated her in the first place, and put that energy into a call/text? Maybe she would appreciate the recognition!
Here’s hoping you guys are still strong over Christmas!
Oh for sure! It’s just for another week or so then she’ll be back from visiting family. I’m just being dramatic lol.
And welcome back!
Hahaha 🤣 glad to hear it!
And thank you!
My apartment renovation might be done in about a week! Just one experience, but one worth turning into a long update here.
I went to my first ever sex party!
I’ve only even done 1/1 stuff up until this point, but I got invited to a local sex party. It was fun! I’m going to break it down by sections.
Location: At a huge suite at a nearby hotel. $20 cover. The host stocked chilled water, condoms, dental dams, lube packets, mints, blow pops. Poppers available for purchase. He told the telegram group how to walk into the hotel and avoid reception, and a secret knock for the door :-) Suite had a huge glass shower, a whirlpool, multiple rooms, sofas, chairs. The host put porn on the TV sometimes.
The group: 37 guys, with most arriving within the first hour. Very distributed in age, from 21 up to probably 60s?
The other action: Mostly older guys started anal and stuff before I even got there. A lot of oral and random anal. It was nice to see how one guy would ask another if he wanted to bottom, and to hear “yes, and condoms please” I liked how polite things were. Some guys enjoyed more random chilling in the whirlpool, too.
My action: I don’t really like guys that old, so once I started to feel warmed up, got involved in a few things
- Basically everyone wanted to suck my cock, and most of them did a good job!
- Making out with a sexy shaved otter while another guy is on his knees sucking both of us
- Topping a very slutty bottom bent over the bathtub
- Choking a slightly older guy calling me “daddy” while he beats off furiously and I push him against the wall
- Bringing a hung twink over to the bed so I could rim him while he sucks me
- Being sucked by another guy while I’m making out with the twink and a bear, at times with both simultaneously. I don’t know whose mouths, hands, and butts are going where. It was like everyone was on a mission to get me to orgasm! This was how I came the first time. By now the group had thinned down to about 10, mostly the younger guys.
- Relaxing and joking around when a new guy comes in late and I introduce him, and we make out, and the whole cycle starts all over again.
- Inviting the passionate hung twink to top me, and he does a great job. Hits all the right spots. Other guys are watching, some are touching us, some are encouraging us. Eventually he lies next to me and we make out and jack off and cum together that way. He shot so far it hit a guy two people over. The host later asked to be invited to the wedding lol.
My thoughts: It was really fun. Seeing that many other hard cocks in one place, I do see how mine is pretty nice, both in size and shape. I got to try a bunch of things I’ve wanted to try for a while. It lacked the intensity that I feel with a 1/1 encounter. It took me much longer to climax than normal, I think because it was such a new experience and I was a little bit on edge. I think I would go to another party like this, but probably try one in NYC next instead of Long Island. I am in touch with a few of my favorite guys via Telegram, Scruff, and/or Grindr, including: shaved otter, hung twink, and new guy (who it turns out is super kinky). Hung twink agrees that I get to top him next time ;-)
All in all I was there about 5 hours. Oh, and I got an ice cream bar on the way home :P I’m happy to take any questions or provide more specifics.
This is so hot! Thank you for all the details!
Petition to make @dazedandconfused our very own honourary Hugh Hefner
Homie gets more ass than a toilet seat I swear, goddamn! Sounds like you had A LOT of fun!!
Aww thank you! Yeah definitely was a lot of fun. You should try a group thing some time 😈
Sounds like so much fun! I definitely have questions 🤭
Was it overwhelming having so many people suck your cock? How many times did you cum? Have you ever choked anyone before? Of all the things you haven’t tried before, what was your favourite? Do they host these parties often? Will you get together with your favourites together or one on one?
- I liked all of attention especially from the hotter guys and the better cocksuckers. Mmh the feeling of a warm mouth and tight lips devoted to my pleasure was great. The more the merrier, including when two guys were sucking me simultaneously.
- I came twice. They were both nice loads and did not go to waste. I had a third in me but it was past midnight and everyone was going home. Besides after three I might have fallen asleep right then and there lol.
- I’m continuing to explore my dominant side so being a focal point meant I could direct the action. Move a cock sucker from me to the guy I’m making out with. Either forcefully or usually just tapping his head and pointing.
- I’d never choked anyone before. Feeling his life in my grip, maintaining eye contact and having him beat off furiously was hot. I only wish I thought of something good to say in the moment.
- My favorite experience was just the casual sexuality of it all. I could top a guy for a bit then move on knowing we could both do other stuff with other guys and reconnect a little later. I’m not solely responsible for my partner’s pleasure for the night.
- My favorite act was rimming my hung twinky boy while he was sucking me and so many other hands and mouths were engaged with us. He’s really really good with his mouth and the extra stimulation made my favorite position feel even better.
- These parties are usually monthly.
- I’d like to get together with my favorites from time to time. I know the choking guy wants to meet up with me and the twinky guy and service us both. Who knows?
That sounds amazing and I’m jealous 🤭 hopefully we get to hear about another sex party in the future!
Holy cow, that sounds hot! A sex party is on my like pie in the sky, yeah right I’ll ever have the guts to actually do something like that bucket list. Good for you for living the dream!
Coming up on 20 years since my wife and I met, which we celebrate as our anniversary. The last few years have been rough on our sex life, but she surprised me when she was pregnant and the hormones kicked in about 19 months ago. Since then I’ve been wanting to step it up.
Had a few drinks after she went to bed and decided to buy some Christmas presents for us. Ended up going a bit crazy especially with a 40% off sale somewhere and dropped almost $400. Got all kinds of things for her, me, and both of us.
Then I got motivated and invented a card game where each week will give us a specific direction, including some old favorites and some things we’ve only just started, like pegging. Had so much fun making it that I jacked off every day for a week. Can’t wait for Christmas so I can try out all the new toys!
Wow very nice. Awesome that you’ve continued to be adventurous together. Definitely the kind of thing that makes us single fellas envious.
Some new toys, eh? That plus the cards sounds like a lot of fun. Let us know how it goes 🙂
I purchased and tried out another of an old favorite of mine: a vibrating, inflatable butt plug. Forgot how good those vibrations feel when you’ve got it blown up!!
Why have I never heard this before?? I need to give this a shot!
Definitely worth a purchase if they’re in your budget!!
Seen some on lovehoney for about £20-£50. Not bad, might give them a go!
I’ve never heard of that before. Butt plugs don’t do much for me but maybe an inflatable one would. How big is your collection? 😅
Same boat, honestly! I’ve had a couple regular vibrating butt plugs that don’t do much, even one that was supposed to touch my prostate but didn’t. But I think the vibrations go through the inflatable outside, so you’re almost guaranteed to get a little bit once you’ve blown it up.
My collection isn’t that big (mostly due to having to rebuild it a couple times, yay for past internalized homophobia lol), just a dildo, a couple standard butt plugs, and the new vibrating inflatable butt plug.
Vibrating, you say? Inflatable, you say? I have to look for these!
Same! They look pricey but sound fun 😋
Yes!! I mostly just put it in, set to vibrate, and blow it up. For a person with a prostate, it’s dynamite! But you can also do the classic blow it up then take it out for a good stretch, if that’s your thing. I got mine here on PinkCherry which I think operates in the US and Canada.
Thanks! I don’t have a prostate but that still sounds fun!
I figured, but wanted to throw that in as a disclaimer just in case it doesn’t do it for ya 😅
I ran into an old FWB at the bar who was back in town just for last night. Ended up back at his hotel room where we took turns sucking each other for a while. He asked to top me and offered to eat my ass first. Naturally I agreed, and I was in heaven while he tongued me and then put his big cock in my ass. It’s the biggest I’ve ever had, and I had forgotten how good it is to feel completely full. He pulled out and came on my ass, and then sucked me off and swallowed.
I crashed with him for the night. We made out and jerked off together to some porn this morning and went our separate ways. He’s gonna be back in a few weeks and we’ll have more time together. Looking forward to it.
So glad to hear you got along well with the big dong.
I’ve tried anal toys in the past and good grief, some of them ain’t for me (I’m clearly very tight) so I know that pain all too well. Looking forward to the update!
You sound like such a good bottom buddy. Did you expect to bottom for him that night? Were you hoping he would ask?
I had a feeling that’s what would happen once we were on our way to the hotel. I was hoping, but also a bit nervous at first tbh, given his size. But it worked out amazingly well.
