• TheBiscuitLout@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      This is why I like telling people that they’re one in a million. It sounds like a compliment, but I’m literally saying that there’s 8000 people exactly like you.

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      11 months ago

      We woke up, promised ourselves we would be productive and take care of the things we’ve been putting off. Then we procrastinated the rest of the day. Oh we also masturbated at some point.