• CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net
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    Funniest outcome: The election goes and red states and blue states both declare their own winner. Trump establishes an anti-presidency in Mar A Lago. The country’s executive branch effectively splits in two - the border patrol reports to Florida, the Department of Education reports to DC, the DOD builds a second Pentagon that costs over half a billion dollars and the Department of Energy arranges for joint custody of the nuclear stockpile.

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      joint custody of the nuclear stockpile

      I should control the nuclear. Me. Only me. Some people say the mother should get the kids. Many judges think that too. But they are wrong and bad. I say no. The father should get the kids. The mother did her job - big job. Nobody wants to do that. Pregnant and blood… But the father is important very important. And if the mother is too far away - new wife. So - better. Everything is better. I should control the nuclear…”

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      DOD builds a second Pentagon that costs over half a billion dollars

      professional-managerial liberal officer corps VS machismo-chud crayoneater grunts

      who will win the grand prize?? (the privilege of paying for reconstruction of the American exclusion zone)