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NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

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NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

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Good luck. We have totally credible intel from NORAD that Santa’s max speed is faster than starlight.

https://www.noradsanta.org/en/sleighinformation
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  Good luck targeting someone who can be at multiple places at the same time. That guy operates in eleven dimensions.
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  hah! The 1993 documentary The Nightmare Before Christmas already conclusively proved that Santa can’t even evade regular ol’ flak

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