• SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    O’Brien, after making another buffer backup of the Transporter system.

    “Is what I’m doing so wrong?“

    A sense of foreboding and dread washes over him. A feeling that the universe, or some cosmic entity, is upset with his tinkering with sentience, persistence of continuity and the general flow and fabric of space time. Maybe, he ponders, it is even bent on punishing me?

    “Nah… I’m totally imagining it”

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    lol

    O’Brien about to teleport Picard: … HEY BALDY!! SCREW YOU AND YOUR DAMNED STARFLEET!!!

    Picard: I BEG YOUR PARDON … WHAT IS THIS INSUBORDINAT… … gets beamed out

    O’Brien re-animates a Picard from 5 seconds ago: … OK Captain, ready?

    Picard: Thanks Chief … go ahead.